cinnamon-coffees:

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we’re always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can’t ask for money because that’s crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can’t be mean.

You have to lead, but you can’t squash other people’s ideas.

You’re supposed to love being a mother, but don’t talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men’s bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you’re accused of complaining!

You’re supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you’re supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It’s too hard! It’s too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says ‘thank you!’ And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I’m just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don’t even know.“ -Gloria the barbie movie


this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

marbirds:

A pen drawing of an annoyed looking cat with a long pointy ruffled hat tied around its a head sitting up and a little fluffy kitten next to him. The kitten is wearing a big dotted bow tie and party hat with a puffball on the end. The kitten only has two dot eyes and nose. They are sitting on three stacked pillows. Behind them are various decorations (a scrying orb, bookshelf, boxes, and round pillows.) and stars on a string hang from the ceiling. A decorative border frames the whole picture, with a castle on top and a horizontal line of fish on the bottom. The whole picture is brownish and textured, making it look like it's from an old book.ALT

The Court Wizard and His Apprentice (it’s his first day, be nice.)

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brattybottomdyke:

i am begging for a sloppy, passionate make out session. im talking heavy breathing and hands pulling the other closer, squeezing and grasping at anything. swollen lips, bruised necks and collarbones…friction in all the right places but still desperate for more. sighs and moans and little grunts of pleasure…nail marks on shoulders and fingertip marks on hips. i just need it so badly

sheisobvious:

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‘Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned

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